Sometime ago there was drama at Heathrow London airport when the British immigration officials mistakenly detained a group of Tivs from Nigeria going for an event in London. In response to the question, who are you? the reply was, “we are Tivs from Nigeria”… Owing to the misconception in phonetics, the innocent Tiv nationals were taken for thieves from Nigeria…
But today, here are the real thieves from Nigeria.
The Yorubas call them !Oleshi!, the Hausa call them ! Barawo!, the Igbos call them ! Ndi ori!, the Spanish call them !Ladrones!, the British call them”Thieves”. And hear the thieves from Nigeria;
1- I acted based on Jonathan instruction- Dasuki
2- I didn’t give order- Jonathan
3- I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation- Iyorchia Ayu
4- I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m- Bode George
5-I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes- Bafarawa
6-I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office- Thisday Obaigbena.
7-I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity- Dokpesi
8- I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn’t tell me from where- Bafarawa
9- I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others- Yuguda
10- The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates- Dasuki
11- My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN- Dasuki account officer. 12- I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land.- Nimasa DG.
13- 950m was shared in my house– Shekarau Allah ya kyauta.
They are Thieves from Nigeria. Buhari, EFCC and Nigerians please take note.